Dancing on Ice Fanfiction

Just a quick one shot, I am still doing my other fic but this is just a quick one as I wanted to do one after last night’s Dancing on Ice. Own no one etc.

Karen’s POV

The first thing I heard was not something I wanted to hear. As much as I love Chris, he can be a right pain in the backside. It’s 6 o’clock in the morning. I’d rather sleep for another hour, but nope, Chris wants to be early. He does drive me round the bend sometimes with these early morning starts, but I’m happy when I get my usual Starbucks. Skinny Caramel Latte. I never use to like Coffee until I got with Chris. I only drank it in Colorado because we didn’t have tea, and I was in desperate need of caffeine. Once I chose my usual black trousers I thought I would vamp it up a bit, seeing as it is only 3 days to Valentine’s Day. But I doubt I will be able to have the time with Chris, as it’s a Thursday and we’re working. I decide to wear a white vest top and my red cardigan. As I my gorgeous boyfriend come out of the bathroom, I kissed him on the lips and then went to brush my teeth and do my hair and make-up. After I had made myself look presentable for the public and celebrities I went down stairs. I heard Dan in the kitchen talking to Chris. Dan usually comes with us to trainings on Monday as he goes out to party and then gets locked out of the hotel and phones me. As I about got to the kitchen door, I remembered that I need to take my tablets, so I had to go  to the other end of the hall where my bag was and grab the new box, as I had finished the previous box last night. “Iya Kaz” was shouted at me as soon as I walked into the kitchen to grab a glass of water. “Hi Dan” I replied after swallowing the pill. The tablets taste horrid but if it stops me from having hot flushes and being angry I’ll take anything. Chris handed me a cuppa as soon as I put the glass in the dish washer. “Thank you” I say to him. He is such a romantic guy. Can’t believe I never knew that until 2 years ago, well I knew he was romantic but not THAT romantic. People say Chris is bossy, I’ve not seen it. Well a couple of times, if we’re trying to get to the airport or something like that. “How was your night then Dan? Stayed out to late again then?!”

“Yeah need to stop this” I laughed “you always say this but you never do” Dan glares at me, he loves me really, I know it. “True. So Chris hasn’t killed you then?” both Chris and I look at each other puzzled “Dan what the hell are you on about?” I’m trying to think back to why Chris would have killed me, but all I can think of is slamming the door in his face, when he was sneaking up on me, when I was heading to Jayne’s dressing room for Wine Club, but Dan wasn’t there. “About your ‘Love Letter’ to Joe” Oh god! “That had to be the scariest moment of last night, when he said I had sent him a love letter, all I got was Evil’s off Chris. Even Robin made a comment” Dan and Chris both laughed at me because I spilt my tea all over my white top because I had shivers down my spine. “He’s not in the house I’m happy. He hasn’t turned up, so you Mr Dean owe me a new pair of shoes!”

“I wouldn’t speak too soon Karen” I screamed as I felt a pair of hands on waist and they didn’t feel like Chris’ “Hiya Karen” I turned around to see Joe holding my waist. “I’m afraid, YOU owe ME dinner Karen” all 3 men laughed as I was now tea coloured and I was never going to this out of my top. Great start to the day. “I do hate you sometimes you do know that right” I said to Chris and Dan. “Yeah but you said that 2 years ago and your still with me babe” Dan just looked at me “annnnd I’ve got too much dirt on you” Chris looked at Dan with 1 eye brow raised “and ‘m just me” Joe said once he had taken his hands off my waist. We all laughed at Joes comment. This week was truly going to be something. No Joe. How are Jayne and I meant to get an early lunch now… Will have to come up with a new solution.

The End.

I just wanted to do this, as I think this is what would happen if Joe really DID turn up at Karen and Chris’ apartment.